Shut Up, Laura

The Philadelphia Flyers/Pittsburgh Penguins Eastern Conference Finals drinking game:

• A Flyers defenseman gets injured in such a bizarre fashion as to make you think that God hates Philadelphia.  Drink!
• Derian Hatcher takes a ridiculous penalty for doing his job. Drink!
• Mike Richards manufactures a goal out of thin air. Drink!
• Daniel Briere takes a cheap hit from a 'guin to no call. Drink!
• Steve Downie receives an object lesson in what not to do, costing the Flyers yet another undisciplined penalty. Drink!
• TV commentator fawns all over Evgeni Malkin and Sidney Crosby for completing a cross-ice pass. Drink!
• And finally? Daniel Briere¹ gets bodily picked up by Hal Gill, thrown into the Pittsburgh goaltender, and then called for a penalty? Drain the bottle!

[1] Sidebar for the uninformed: Daniel Briere is roughly my height and weight, in a sport where the average player height is 6'2".